Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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