My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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