i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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