"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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