I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
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Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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