Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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