I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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