her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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