you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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