My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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They took my balls.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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