he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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