He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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