Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
My penis needs a shock collar
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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