At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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