Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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