i always forget guys have bellybuttons
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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