when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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