what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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