Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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