I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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