New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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