i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
did i walk over a car last night?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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