I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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