I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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