In the future we'll all be gay
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I love having hate sex.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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