"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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