I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
we should paint friendship bongs
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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