my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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