making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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