i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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