I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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