come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
ok first of all what the fuck
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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