i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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