i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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