I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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