You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
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