Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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