You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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