now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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