She's JV to your varsity
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize