we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just pynch a tree in the face
I'm jealous of your bromance
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
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Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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