Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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