found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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