my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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