They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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