how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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