what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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