these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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