I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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