How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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