She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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