what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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