To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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